Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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