What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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