Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
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i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
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I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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