its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
How external is "for external use only"?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
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