singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
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