32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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