This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
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I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
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Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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