belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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