he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Just invented taco cereal.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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