At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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