I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
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