And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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