I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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