i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
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