do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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