I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
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Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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