Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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