So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
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HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
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I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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