dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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