You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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