Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
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i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
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The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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