I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
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Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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