Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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