Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
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you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
should my penis look like a turkey
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
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I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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