She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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