judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
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I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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