Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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