no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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