Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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