FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
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Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
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We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I need water and some morals
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