its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
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So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
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"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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