My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Randomize
