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Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
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Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
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I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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