they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize