well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
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I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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