I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
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Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
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I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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