you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Randomize