I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
He passed out mid-signature
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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