Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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