I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I think your dad took our porno
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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