My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
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So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
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All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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