I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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