For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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