Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
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Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
tell me about the fingering
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