She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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