come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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