I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
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I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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