I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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