Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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