Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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