She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
We are two peas in an std pod
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I need water and some morals
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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